Review | Sex Wooden Toys Ermes Butt Plug

SWT Sex Wooden Toys Review by Just_Indecerous
SWT Sex Wooden Toys Review by Just_Indecerous

Disclosure: The Ermes Buttplug was sent to me free of charge for this review by Sex Wooden Toys and I would like to thank them for the opportunity to put it through its paces.

I can get quite a lot of emails from companies asking me to review their toys and often I wonder how such emails manage to make it through my spam filter. I admit that when I received an email from a representative for Sex Wooden Toys I took a look at the company name and figured it was just another amazon seller spamming me for a video review.

The email was well written though which was unusual for such spammers and I went to check out the website. Music playing on the homepage aside (oh that should have died in 2004!) everything looked to be on the up and up. But what I think really clinched it for me was the fact that there was a good variety of toys on there and you got to choose from a number of woods!

I’m quite a “natural” guy in my outlook on life and feel very at home anywhere there is trees and running water so the idea of having a sex toy made from wood really really appealed to me. Better yet, the option for Mahogany was there, the bestest of ALL the woods, in my opinion anyway. Suffice to say you’re reading this so obviously I put told them what I would like to try and later it arrived. So onto the review!

SWT Sex Wooden Toys Review by Just_Indecerous - Packaging

The Packaging:

After a short wait the Ermes arrived at my door and to my surprise SwT had sent me two of the plugs, one small and other other medium in size. Each came in a nice cardboard box with a subtle design and soft colours. Inside the box is a cardboard insert with a cut-out for the plug to rest in. These cut-outs seem to be a one size fits all as when I opened the box for the small plug, it had fallen through hole and was hidden underneath the insert, a smaller cut-out would have been more suitable here.

Each of the plugs had a small leaflet attached with ribbon that matched the box colours which is a nice touch and also inside each box was a pink pouch to keep the plugs in which I always appreciate. The packaging, while easy on the eyes and functional for purpose isn’t worth keeping after opening.

SWT Sex Wooden Toys Review by Just_Indecerous

The Sex Wooden Toys Ermes:

The Ermes uses a tried and tested 3 bulbs or beads design with the smallest at the top and each successive bulb being larger. The wood has been carefully crafted and sanded down before finishing leaving a very smooth feel. There is a flared, circular base to prevent any unwanted travel during use but the bottom of the toy hasn’t been given the same love as the rest of the plug. This is a shame as if I put this into my slaves ass and want to see it, that’s the part I’m going to see.

The great thing about wood is that no matter how many of these you were to have, none of them would look identical due to the grain meaning that every one of them is unique. In terms of specs the medium that I received has a total length of 5.3”, insertable up to 4.6” and has a 4.7” girth at its widest point. The small has a total length of 4.2” which is insertable up to 3.7” and has 3.7” of girth at its widest point. I don’t have any digital scales  but the small plug weighs approximately 20 grams and the medium is around the 35 gram area, so neither are particularly heavy.

From a purely aesthetic point of view both plugs look fantastic to my eyes, the dark red of the mahogany along with each of the individual grains of wood are pleasing to my eyes. Each could easily pass for ornamentation in the home and wouldn’t look out of place on a chess board to be honest. But then I have this thing about wanting to make a chess set out of sex toys because I’m a geek like that!

SWT Sex Wooden Toys Review by Just_Indecerous

In Use:

When it comes to using butt plugs on my self I really enjoy just having them in there for a prolonged period of time and feeling that “full” feeling. I’m not particularly interested in fucking myself with them or playing with them beyond getting them up there in the first place. The only exception to that rule is if the plug itself has a beaded texture because I love the feeling of  my asshole opening and closing around the beads, gradually getting more of a stretch. So as you can imagine, the SwT Ermes is already off to a running start just because of its shape.

The small Ermes is perfectly sized for beginners and with a generous amount of lube I can’t see anyone having any problem getting it into their butthole. For me personally though it is too small to really get any real feeling that I enjoy from it. Because of this it didn’t get a great deal of use from me other than to say it had been up there.

For me the real test comes from the medium which has dimensions that for me are pretty much perfect for what I want in a plug and I will talk about my experience with that one. The medium Ermes is an absolute joy to use, the small bead at the tip is great for teasing around the sphincter, encouraging it to relax. The second bead adds a subtle stretch as you begin to slide it in but that third bead just gives me everything I want to feel followed by the closing of my butthole around it.

SWT Sex Wooden Toys Review by Just_Indecerous

The increases from one bead to the next is pronounced and I could spend hours just sliding it all the way in and back out again, teasing myself with it. The wood itself I found to be very smooth and glided very nicely though there was certainly more friction than that of a silicone or metal plug which I didn’t find unpleasant but certainly not what i was used to.

Keeping it inside while I went about my daily business was a breeze as it weighs next to nothing and there was very little movement from it. I was always aware of the feeling of it being there which I love but not concerned as to how much gravity may try to take effect. I’m not a huge fan of circular bases on plugs because often I find them uncomfortable when sitting but the base here didn’t cause me any issues at all.

The overall feel of a wooden plug has been for me very interesting because nothing else I have used feels like it. It’s not as soft as silicone and while it is firm it doesn’t feel as firm as a metal product. It also has this natural warmth to it that just really appeals to me and after half an hour of it being in there it just feels part of you as the wood warms. It’s a bizarre but amazing sensation.

After use I have cleaned it with anti bac soap, sex toy cleaner and warm water and everything has been fine with it. As for the longevity of a toy made of wood, I’m not entirely sure in all honesty. It depends on the quality of the wood and the treatment of it. I would recommend making sure that it is cleaned and dried after each use and keeping an eye on any imperfections that could develop over time. I’m hoping mine, with good care will last me for ages because I don’t want to part with the Ermes!

SWT Sex Wooden Toys Review by Just_Indecerous

Conclusion:

If you have managed to read this far then you are going to know what I’m about to say here and that is that you should certainly try an Ermes. Or if the shape of the Ermes is not your thing then one of the many other toys that SwT has on offer for you. For me personally, playing with this toy has been a fun and enjoyable experience of trying something new.

SwT have done a fantastic job with the design and more importantly the finish of this toy that makes for a delicious feeling as it is being used. My only gripe with it was the bottom of the base not being given the same love as the rest of the toy. The fact that I know no one else can have something that is identical to it really appeals to me. If you don’t like Mahogany (and if you don’t I think you are weird, but that’s ok) then there are other options available to you as well as the added service of being able to have a laser inscription added if you would like to personalise it further.

For 35 Euro it’s not going to break the bank and I think for the quality of the toy that you are getting that is a very reasonable price. If you haven’t tried a wooden toy before and are curious then this is a damn good place to start in my opinion.

SWT Sex Wooden Toys Review by Just_Indecerous

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