Review | Rocks-Off Fuzion Xchange
Disclosure: I was sent the Fuzion Xchange for free by Rocks-Off for this review and I would like to thank them for the opportunity to put it through its paces.
Hi Guys & Gals, Dom/mes & subs, Tops & bottoms – however you identify. Justin here with another review and today we have the Rocks-Off Fuzion Xchange which has been kindly sent up to me by Rocks-Off to put it through it’s paces, so let’s see what I thought.
The Rocks-Off Fuzion Xchange is an anal toy for those of us who like an option. Now it’s made up of three components – you’ve got your main motor, you’ve got the Oval which is a buttplug and you have the Curve which is your pretty standard sort of prostate massager shape. Now what you do is you take the main motor which works as a perineum stimulator, you take the attachment that you want to use and you just attach it like so. So there you go, you have a buttplug with a perinium stimulator. Or if you don’t fancy using it as a buttplug, take it off, add the other attachment and there you go – you have a prostate massager.
It’s predominantly silicone with a little bit of ABS plastic around the connection points which makes it completely body safe. The silicone is really soft and smooth and the kind of feel that I would expect from a Rocks-Off toy. It has ten settings, so you’ve got three continuous, three pulses and four patterns. The toy itself is not waterproof but it is splashproof which does make it quite easy to clean. It comes with this handy little remote so you don’t have to faff around mid play trying to find the fucking button to change settings. Which is a really nice touch and each of the parts have their own independent motors which really shines through when you are using the patterns particularly.
Now it’s got the looks, it’s got the build quality, fucking hell it’s even got the innovation and that’s not a word that gets used in this industry a whole lot. So how does it feel? And for me I have to go with disappointing, not bad, but disappointing. I think that has more to do with my high expectations for this toy. I’ve used Rocks-Off’s O-boy and their Wild Boy prostate massagers in the past and my only real criticism of those toys is that while I love Rocks-Off’s bullet vibrators they don’t have enough power to translate through the toy properly. I had really hoped that with this having a rechargeable motor that it would be more powerful than it actually feels. Comparatively to those toys it is significantly more powerful but to me this still feels rather buzzy and light and it just doesn’t have that kinda Umph that I need to have a hands free orgasm.
Now Ok, you might not be looking for a hands free orgasm, you may just want some stimulation up your arse while you jack yourself off. In which case, the Curve and the Oval work really well in that regard IF you are sat down. In fact it’s probably the only way that you should try and use this toy because when I tried to use them lying down I had a really hard time trying to keep these damn things in my fucking arse. And don’t even think about using the Oval as a buttplug and wearing it and walking around hoping that it will stay in because it fucking won’t. The weight of the perineum stimulator + gravity = physics which is such a shame because imagine the fun you could have outside with your partner. Walking around about town or at a meal or something like that and they’ve got control of this, but keeping that fucking thing in is just a nightmare.
That said, if you’re like me and you enjoy something up your arse while you’re sat down and you’re wanking yourself off then the Xchange works out pretty well. The base or perineum stimulator is comfortable to sit on and the additional weight does make those vibrations feel a little bit less buzzy. The same goes for the Curve, it does kinda push it in against your prostate which helps those vibrations do its thing. With the Oval, the Oval’s not big enough to really hit your prostate but it does feel comfortable when in and it does add a nice bit of stimulation to enhance those orgasms.
The thing is that I feel Rocks-Off are really onto something with the Xchange. It’s a fantastic idea, it’s beautifully built and I want to love it, I really want to love it and I do love the idea of it. But it just doesn’t have the power that I need to have a hands free orgasm. I’m torn, I am really torn with this toy because it is by no means a bad toy, it really isn’t. For some people this is going to be a fantastic toy and while I think £160 or whatever your regional equivalent may be is a steep asking price if it just had that little bit more power, little bit more rumbly vibrations I’d be recommending this so much – I really would.
The fact that it has a remote, that changes the utility of it, the fact that you can change out from prostate to buttplug is really good. The fact that it is beautifully build, that it’s made of body safe materials and all of that makes this a great toy. And for the people who have used an O-Boy and the people that have used a Wild Boy, who just needed that little bit more power this would work really really well. It’s probably going to be an absolutely sure win for you, I just wish it was for me.
That’s it for today. Thank you for listening and watching my take on the Rocks-Off Fuzion Xchange, if you liked it feel free to leave a comment, if you didn’t like it feel free to leave a comment. If you want to stalk me on the interwebs you can do so. Big Shoutout to Rocks-Off for sending this up to me to put it through its paces, to use and abuse it and to talk about it. Big big thanks to them and I will put a link down below if you want to get one for yourself as to where you can get it from. So from me to you, be good and if you can’t be good, be safe.
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