Tenga Eggs – Review
Disclosure: I was sent these Tenga Eggs to review for free by Meo.de and I would like to thank them for the opportunity to put them through their paces.
It seems ludicrous to me that I have been at this for just over a year now and in that time I haven’t reviewed a single Tenga product. As the wielder of a cock and as reviewer of adult products I hang both of my heads in shame! It was a busy year, what can I say? But now, finally I get my hands on a Tenga product and for the first time in my life I get to fuck an egg. Never thought I would say that…life’s full of surprises isn’t it?
The Tenga Eggs are, as you would expect from the name, egg shaped. They are made of plastic and have a thin, tear away plastic wrap that is easy to remove. Each wrap is a different colour and features a different design which displays the internal texture of the actual masturbator sleeve. The back of the wrap has a panel of images as instructions for how to use the product which is helpful.
After removing the wrap it can’t be reused so straight to the bin but the egg itself comes apart in two halves with a gentle squeeze and you can store the sleeve back in there after use (more on if you want to do this later). Inside the egg you will find a plastic insert to help keep the sleeves shape, a sachet of water based lube and some instructions…that are entirely in Japanese.
The Tenga Eggs:
The Tenga Eggs are made from a very soft, smooth TPE which is odourless. The sleeve is just 2.2” in length but can stretch up to 12” before returning to its original size. Each egg features a different patterned texture inside and though I only had three here to play with there are several more and the range continues to grow.
The Eggs are designed as a one time use item. You can have a stimulating posh wank and then dispose of it or with good care and cleaning you could certainly use them more than once. However it is still a TPE product and thus porous and will eventually become unhygienic the longer you continue to use the same one.
Generally I tend not to use strokers/masturbators in my solo play, not because of any dislike but just because I can be lazy and it is less hassle to clean up some mess with toilet paper and flush it than it is to have to clean the stroker afterwards. This is where the “one time use” design and the amount of variety in textures of the Tenga Eggs really appealed to me. That and I have to admit that being able to buy them in 6, contained in an egg tray just tickles me in all the right ways!
Using them was very simple, open the egg, remove the plastic insert and add the sachet of water based lube that is provided with each egg! You really won’t need a whole sachet though as there is a lot and it can get a bit messy, a mistake I made which made for an interesting squirting of lube all over the place as I over eagerly made that first thrust! Aside from that mishap I found the egg to be very soft against my cock and it stretched perfectly to cover me as I used it.
Each of the eggs textures were noticeably different and provided a slightly different level of stimulation which when mixed with alternating the firmness of my grip felt awesome to me. Of the 3 textures that Meo sent me I feel as though the Spider was the most enjoyable with the Thunder being the least. Every now and again, with some more frantic choking of the chicken I did find that the head of my cock would feel unpleasantly squashed against the end as the egg strained against it. This however is more to do with my own rampant wanking than the toy, but something to bear in mind when you use it.
As these are designed as a one time use toy, blowing my load and throwing them away works perfectly for me. However if you do want to use them more than once you can with thorough cleaning with warm water, antibacterial soap and then follow that off with some sex toy cleaner and leaving it to air dry. If you lightly coat it in cornstarch afterwards it will keep its smooth, supple feel and then you can place it back in the plastic egg case to store it.
Bare in mind that this is a TPE product which is porous and will eventually become unhygienic after prolonged use even with the best cleaning.
I actually really enjoyed my time with the Tenga Eggs which came as a bit of a surprise to me given how I generally feel about strokers/masturbators. For me personally I like them as a one time use item, just that little bit extra of a treat for a lazy afternoon wank when I want something different that I can then easily dispose of. I think the idea is genius really, the design is fantastic, there’s room for so much variety, good quality materials are used and it feels awesome in use.
At €8.10/£6.38 the value of the Tenga Eggs is dependant on how you want to use them. As a one time use item it may be a little pricey for some when you could just use your hand for free. Personally I would buy a tray of 6 not only because it works out a little cheaper but because you get a tray of kinky eggs and that will amuse you! On the flip side if you plan on using it more than once and keeping it clean then you have a very cheap, yet great quality sex toy!
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